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I tried to be a street dog once—turns out, I’m terrible at it. I look tough, but deep down I’m 100% marshmallow. Now I run the couch department at Hola HQ, where I snore through staff meetings, offer emotional support to everyone who walks by, and make sure no one forgets cuddle o’clock.
Why do I love my job?
Because I get paid in belly rubs and compliments. Also, everyone in the office thinks I’m “such a good boy,” which—let’s be honest—I am.
Why am I so needy?
Love is my full-time job and cuddles are my currency. Plus, have you seen this face? Attention is basically my birthright.
When I’m not working, you can find me….
On the couch. Or near the couch. Or thinking about the couch.
